I just cook it - if they eat it, that's up to them. I make allowances for the fact that they are children and
are fussy and don't like this or that - but that's no reason to feed them pizza and chips every day. No child will
willingly starve itself
is my theory and given that none of my brood are remotely underweight, below average height or
lacking in the general vigour of the horrid monsters they should be, I don't worry.
More often than not they don't actually eat the government's recommended ratio of meat:carbs:vegetables but then how many children actually do?
Today, before dinner, Eve kept saying "Where's my dinner?" But when I put the food on the table she looked at me and said, "That's not my dinner." and stomped off in a huff. She did eventually come back and eat some bread, but wouldn't try anything else.
Cooking for kids is a pain. There are no more fierce critics on the planet. They are painfully honest and don't mince their words. As far as I can tell from observing other parents, if they don't like the food then you are supposed to panic about their nutritional needs - just one missed meal can lead to rickets, scurvy and beriberi - and that's if you are lucky. Every meal should involve you standing over their shoulders hectoring and badgering them to eat everything you want them too. I'm not much of a Hector and my badger impressions are very poor indeed. If I have to stand and force somebody to eat then I won't be enjoying the food myself and my belly is king around here.
So it's a lax regime for everyone. I'll keep cooking and if they want to come, they are welcome to join me. If they don't there's no other choice, I'm not cooking separate meals or doing anything different.
I'm a mean bastard really.
Seafood in Wine and Olive Oil 200g Assorted Fish Fillet 100g Big Prawns (Cooked, Frozen) 50ml TBSP Olive Oil 100ml White Wine Few Green Olives 2 Spring Onions Flat Leaf Parsley Salt and Pepper |
Spanish Style Rice and Vegetables 100g Rice 1 Onion 2 Cloves Garlic ½ Green Pepper ½ Red Pepper 1 Courgette 1 TBSP Olive Oil 150ml Chicken Stock ½ tsp Chilli Powder ½ tsp Smoked Paprika 2 Tomatoes Handful of Mushrooms Salt and Pepper |
Potatoes, Ham and Chorizo 2 Big Potatoes 100g Gammon Ham 100g Chorizo Picanto Splash of Olive Oil |