Did you hear something? I thought I heard a little chick saying cheep cheep. Can't be, must have been my imagination.
Cheep.
There it was again, wait a minute while I go and look around to see what it is.
Hmmm, nothing here.
Nor here.
Oh well I must have been imagining it.
CHEEP!
Bloody hell, there's a giant chick pea sitting on the top of my TV staring at me. I wonder what it wants.
Cheeeep...
Oh I see, you want your mummy. Sorry my little friend, but I think we ate her for dinner. Why don't you come to me and I'll see if
I can help.
CHOP!
That's better. Now, where's that remote control?
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Menu
Cured Pork Loin Steaks
Chick Peas in Tomato Sauce
Rice
Pitta Bread
Chorley Cakes with Cheese and Blackcurrant Jam
Ingredients*
Chick Peas in Tomato Sauce
1 Can Chick Peas
1 Can Tomatoes
1 TBSP Olive Oil
1 Ladle Chicken Stock
1 Onion
1 Clove Garlic
1 TBSP Tomato Ketchup
1/4 tsp Cinnamon
1/2 tsp Mixed Herbs
3 Bay Leaves
Squirt Tabasco Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Preparation
I bought a large cured pork loin joint (cheaper than gammon and juicier too). Cut slices off and cook like a chop. Salty but
very tasty with something a little spicy - in this case some pickled hot peppers.
Slice the onion and fry gently in olive oil until soft. Add the minced garlic, cinnamon and bay leaves and sweat a little longer.
Add the tomatoes, ketchup and chicken stock and bubble gently for 10 mins. Add everything else and simmer gently for 20 minutes.
Today’s Ratings:
Isis: Pork Loin - Yum
Eve: Yuk - not eating at all
Olias: Again he noshed like a hungry crocodile.