They're not as scary in the photos as they were in real life. Before we ate them, they shouted foul, obscene phrases from the id of the eldritch mind of Satan himself. "Ayy- shab garath- meum debuen-baal carazkh!"

They screamed their evil spells at us, but being creatures from the nether worlds they had no power here.

First we ate their hair - just to taunt them.

Then we scoffed on their beards - having already gained a taste for demon mane.

Then, in a frenzy of ghoulish delight, we slurped down their lips and sucked the juice from their eyes.

And when we had eaten our fill, we danced and sang songs to the lords of the skies -

Ours the story shall we carry on
And search the forest of the sun
We dream as we dream! Dream as one
And I do think very well

Then satiated, we took to bed, not to wake Daddy until breakfast. (He hopes)

And today's clip - why I don't eat salad.