Noodles tonight. I was in a bit of a hurry due to working late. It's not all fun, fun, fun, being me.
If you're in a hurry, noodles are always quick and easy, plus kids love them. It doesn't matter what sort you have, they all taste the same - udon, ramen ... (are there any others? I have no idea).
When Isis was young I had two nicknames for her, one was Stinkers, the others was Noodles - "You're a complete noodles" I used to say, meaning she was bonkers. I don't think we ever called her Isis. Once, just after Eve was born and we had to go into the register's office to get Eve officially named, a lady asked Isis (who was about 22 months old at the time) what her name was.
"Stinkers!" Isis replied
"No." I said, "Tell her your real name."
"Noodles."
I won't say what we call her now, but it's usually worse.
So today was a work day and what a day it was. Truly bizarre. A fight almost broke out between two people I quite like and respect, over what seems to me like nothing more than a load of madness in the first place. These people are taking life too seriously. Don't worry - I won't be doing that. It's all an illusion anyway and as far as I can tell neither you, nor I, actually exist.
Noodles - complete and utter noodles the lot of us.
Watch the video, the first 20 seconds are rubbish then it gets good (odd). I just don't understand why all the contestants are European. Don't Japanese people eat noodles? Maybe there's not enough dashi stock for them. Noodles, we are all completely noodles.
Chinese Style Poached Pork and Chicken 2 Slices Pork Belly 2 Chicken Breasts ½ Red Pepper 2 Spring Onions Few Florets of Broccoli Small Can Bamboo Shoots Fresh Coriander Leaves |
Poaching Broth 2 TBSP Soy Sauce 1 TBSP Rice Wine 2 TBSP Garlic and Ginger Paste ½ tsp White Pepper 1 TBSP Oyster Sauce 2 Star Anise 1 tsp Five Spice Powder 1 Ladle Chicken Stock 1 tsp Cornflour |